Drone Flyer Gifts

Pet Drone

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Claus 2.0

The Hobby Store

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

Nuclear Security Summit

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Crop duster wanted.

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Flies up the ante!

Entomology Reference

The Cashless Society is Here

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"It beats flying for your food."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'