Pence's Revenge
Fly Fighter Gifts
Looking for a gift for the fly fighter in your life? Our collection features witty and heartfelt items perfect for pilots, aviation fans, and adventurers who live for the thrill of the sky. Whether they’re official pilots or just passionate about flight, these products will inspire their love for flying.
Jerry, incoming!
Pesticide
"You've got the five seconds to get off that cheese sandwich or I send in a swat team."
'Well George, is that new insect repellent keeping the flies off the cows?'
No fly zone
Flies up the ante!
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"You're fired."
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."
Ban on Free Speech
Rage.
"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
Voltaire
"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"
The Circular Logic of Fascism
Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.
Press Freedom
Government a la Carte
Cow Blue Arrows
"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
George Orwell
The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?
Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!
Letters escape from a caged book.
'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'
"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."
MLK
The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.
Liberty Chained to its Freedom
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
Trump
Fly Fighter Gifts Collection
Fly Fighter Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for pilots and aviation fans—witty, inspiring, and perfect for their morning coffee before a day of flying.
Fly Fighter Pillows
Add some aviation-inspired comfort with our pillows—ideal for pilots and sky lovers to bring their passion into their home decor.
Fly Fighter Prints
Set their space apart with stunning prints that showcase the thrill of flight and adventure—perfect for any fly fighter’s collection.
Fly Fighter T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for sky enthusiasts—featuring clever slogans and stylish designs that celebrate their love of flight.