Fly Fighter Pillows

Pence's Revenge

Jerry, incoming!

Pesticide

"You've got the five seconds to get off that cheese sandwich or I send in a swat team."

'Well George, is that new insect repellent keeping the flies off the cows?'

No fly zone

Flies up the ante!

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're fired."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Ban on Free Speech

Rage.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Voltaire

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Press Freedom

Government a la Carte

Cow Blue Arrows

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

George Orwell

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Letters escape from a caged book.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

MLK

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Trump