Flue Fighters Pillows

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Vaccine

Flu vaccine.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

A Change of Scene.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Flies up the ante!

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Flu Vaccine.

If Ghosts Were Real

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"This feels so familiar."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

Trick or Treatment.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

No fly zone

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

Air catarrh.

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

"That's what I thought at first, too, but it turns out you have a case of bird flu!"

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Cat boxer

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."

'Abandon Sheep.'