Fighter Pilot Gifts

Take Off - Fly - Land.

Psychiatry Section - Biggles Flips His Lid

"Are we there yet?"

Pull up Frankie...Pull up! You're going too...KA-BOOOOOM!

"Another seven confirmed kills..."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Roald Dahl

Cat fighter pilot with number of kills

Car 'ace' birds.

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Gay pilot standing alongside his aircraft

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

Planes throwing out bombs and tombstones.

Mission accomplished.

According to a recent study, commuters experience greater stress than fighter pilots...

The Dread Arrows

Bombers drop pretzels

America swoops in to take the credit for the defeat of terrorism.

Cow Blue Arrows

US Bear Force.

"Peterson, we'd like a word." - Pilot with bird 'kill' badges

Sidewinder on board.

"I'm here for my initial fighter pilot assessment."

"These new ultra high-spec, night vision glasses are rubbish!" "You need to remove The lens cap."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're fired."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Ban on Free Speech

'What zip code are we in now?'

Rage.