Drone Pilot Gifts

"Take me to your leader."

For Santa's Drone

"Could you open the fridge? I'm sending in the drone for more supplies."

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

"Last, but not least, give my child a seat by the window so I can see her on my drone camera."

'Now I see what you mean. I really am losing my hair up there!'

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

Drone.

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"This kind flies around. Or do you want to rent a monotone speaker for your conference?"

"Oh that. It's my mom's."

"Stop saying, 'Get in 'da choppa'."

"You shot down my drone! Either it's drone hunting season, or you need glasses so you can see what you're shooting at."

"Hi, Mrs. Barnes, this is Anne, Tom's school teacher. He sent his drone disguised as him again."

"Laugh at me for being flightless, will ya? Well, who's laughing now? Ha, ha, ha, ha..."

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Lawrence can't be here for the presentation, so his drone will hover in for him."

"Hey, you gotta give the old guy credit for at least trying."

Frog use drone to catch insect

"Poor Icarus, he flew to close to a drone."

Drone Falconer

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

"Technology is ruining us."

Remote Control Husband

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"I thought it was your drone."

Wait a minute! This idiot's not flying south. He's just going in circles and looking in windows.

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"The litter box needs cleaning. I just got an aerial photo from the cat's drone."

"Somehow this reminds me of WWII."

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."