Drone Pilot In Training Gifts

'And tonight we're going to try out our new drone on Mrs. Sullivan's cats...'

Football Fans

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The Hobby Store

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Life in the fastest lane.

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

Red Arrows Rookies

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Student driver."

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

"Technology is ruining us."

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

"Student driver"

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."