Drone Pilot In Training Gifts

'And tonight we're going to try out our new drone on Mrs. Sullivan's cats...'

Football Fans

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

The Hobby Store

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Life in the fastest lane.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"You know, son, you're not going to get anywhere just gliding around all the time!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"Student driver."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Student driver"

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

"Technology is ruining us."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

Lighthouse Bulb Replacement

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."