Flying Drones Gifts

'Drone moms are the new helicopter moms.'

Drone.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Woman uses drone flip flop to squash a bug.

The World's First Pizza Drone Delivery

'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'

'Honey, please go fly your surveillance drone somewhere else.'

"Stop saying, 'Get in 'da choppa'."

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

Claus 2.0

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Fight or Flight

Airport Security.

The Hobby Store

Boptimism

Pilot with champagne.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Recalculating route..."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'I'm on my way!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Toy plane with pilot eject.