Flying Drones Gifts

'Drone moms are the new helicopter moms.'

Drone.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Woman uses drone flip flop to squash a bug.

The World's First Pizza Drone Delivery

'...then the drone blasts the back wall of the bank.'

'Honey, please go fly your surveillance drone somewhere else.'

"Stop saying, 'Get in 'da choppa'."

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

Claus 2.0

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Boptimism

Airport Security.

Fight or Flight

The Hobby Store

Pilot with champagne.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"Recalculating route..."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."