"Scram!"
Corporate Drone Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with the everyday office worker? Our collection for corporate drones features clever and funny items perfect for those who navigate the corporate world with a light-hearted spirit. Whether it's a funny mug, a cheeky t-shirt, or a playful print, find something that brings a smile and a touch of humor to their busy day. Celebrate their dedication—or their flair for surviving the 9-to-5—with gifts that say, 'I see you, office warrior.' Discover the ideal present to brighten up their work routine.
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"
Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.
Businesswoman Empowerment
"Stock options for your thoughts."
"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'
'What sort of mission statement is that?'
'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."
'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'
In basket-case.
Large Dollar Sign Office Block
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'
A fight in the Boardroom.
'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'
"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."
"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."
How leaders fail
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
Can do...No can do
Storm in the out tray
Claus 2.0
'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!
"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."
"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."
'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'
"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"
"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"
Overworked in the office
Corporate Drone Gifts Collection
Corporate Drone Mugs
Discover our extensive collection of mugs perfect for the corporate drone—humorous designs guaranteed to add personality to their coffee break.
Corporate Drone Pillows
Explore our playful pillows designed for the busy corporate world. Brighten up their workspace or lounge area with humor and style.
Corporate Drone Prints
Find the perfect witty print to decorate their office or home. Our humorous wall art celebrates the everyday office grind with a smile.
Corporate Drone T-Shirts
Looking for a tee that captures the corporate drone spirit? Browse our funny t-shirts that make a tongue-in-cheek statement about office life.