Mindless Office Drone Gifts

Office zombie.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Claus 2.0

The Hobby Store

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

Nuclear Security Summit

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Business-Class.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Entomology Reference

The Cashless Society is Here

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"It beats flying for your food."

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"He's a quick learner."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"