Mindless Office Drone T-Shirts

Office zombie.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Claus 2.0

The Hobby Store

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

Nuclear Security Summit

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

Entomology Reference

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Business-Class.

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"It beats flying for your food."

"He's a quick learner."

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Drone Spray

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

Martians spot an Earth UFO