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"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Take me to your leader."

"This feels a little over the top for pad thai."

For Santa's Drone

'Believe me, they never know they're being tailed. We use a drone.'

"Could you open the fridge? I'm sending in the drone for more supplies."

"Darn technology."

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

'Of course I trust you, but my parental drone will be hovering over the party.'

"So, tell me. What makes you think you'll be a good drone pilot? "

"I don't know what's worse - my helicopter mom or her drone."

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

"Not on my watch..."

'Those aren't locusts, Roy. They're delivery drones.'

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

"Why aren't the elves toiling in the workshop?"

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

Drones

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

'Good morning. This is your government drone speaking. Are you James Smith of 546 Mabel Street, or Mable James of 645 of Smith street, or none of the above?. . .'

"It beats flying for your food."

'And if he does get through the invisible fence, our drone will zap him from 40,000 feet.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Airlines: Arrivals, Departures, Drones...

Surveillance Society

'Now I see what you mean. I really am losing my hair up there!'

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

Remote Control Husband

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Zoom Wedding Crasher

"You have to try one of these drones!"

"It's the new Katie Couric biography – run!!"

Graduation Day at Drone School