Drone Racing T-Shirts

"Life is too short to waste in a cocoon."

Claus 2.0

The Hobby Store

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

Nuclear Security Summit

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

I Want to be a Drone President

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Entomology Reference

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

A souped up car...

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

The Cashless Society is Here

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"It beats flying for your food."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

Drone warfare...