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Mission: Carrot

Claus 2.0

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"I thought I made it clear that this was a drone-free meeting."

Nuclear Security Summit

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Domestic Spying Drones

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

The Cashless Society is Here

Entomology Reference

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"It beats flying for your food."

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Drone warfare...

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'