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The Drone Ranger

New Guy.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"I think it's from accounting."

Drone Baby Delivery

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

Drone Spray

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'