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The Drone Ranger

New Guy.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'There's a software glitch. The drones have built a hive and are trying to make honey.'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Wolf Reintroduction.

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"I think it's from accounting."

Drone Spray

"Oh goody, Mummy has sent us food ahead of her return!"

'This is the emergency drone speaking...get out of the way, as of now you are replaced!'

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Drone Baby Delivery

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

'Sure, we kill a few innocent people with drones, but think how many innocent people die in auto accidents.'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.