Rocket Ranger T-Shirts

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

"... Yeah. Just dropping it off now."

"We've made great progress!"

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

An early space launch attempt.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Parking meter on the moon.

Filling the Missile Gap

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Space exploration"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Rocket.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Learner Driver

Behind Every Stupid Man

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

Girls in Science

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Astronaut

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Rocket Ark

NASA Hits Shuffle

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

Rocket to the Moon

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk