Rodent Ranger T-Shirts

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

Deflator mouse

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Miami Mice

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

The Drone Ranger

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"Any sign of gophers?"

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

Hamster.

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"This should be interesting...."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

'Well that's just great...you ate the kids and spoiled your dinner!'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

'Well, Mr Lemming, I'm glad to say that thanks to therapy, you're not suicidal anymore...'

This is a test of their cognitive skills, and that's a test of their patience. Waiting room.

'I've always been a bit concerned about exactly what you meant when you said 'let's do lunch'.'