Rodent Ranger T-Shirts

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

Deflator mouse

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Miami Mice

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

The Drone Ranger

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

Hamster.

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

"This should be interesting...."

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

'Well that's just great...you ate the kids and spoiled your dinner!'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

'I've always been a bit concerned about exactly what you meant when you said 'let's do lunch'.'

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

'Well, Mr Lemming, I'm glad to say that thanks to therapy, you're not suicidal anymore...'