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"Shoo! I have no nuts - and resent you for bringing that fact to my attention."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Hazards of mouse painting

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"She's family."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Feeding the Birds

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Hamster.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

Hamster IV

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

The Water Diviner

Jailed mouse.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'