Rodent Reverer Gifts

"Shoo! I have no nuts - and resent you for bringing that fact to my attention."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Miami Mice

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Hazards of mouse painting

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

"She's family."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamster.

Hamster IV

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'Remember? It's me, Rick. I used to have the probe attached to my brain...'

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

Feeding the Birds

'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'

The Water Diviner

Jailed mouse.