Reptile Reverer Gifts

'Well doctor I feel I am being moved by a primeval force!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Crocodile

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

The Stripper

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"You've got a friend in me."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

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"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Whats your poison.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

"Other snakes! Really? I'm supposed to be eating other snakes! So, we're basically cannibals?"

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Tintoretto

A serpent is entering and exiting cloth in an interesting fashion.

"You see Darling, since we can change our complexion at will, we don't need make-up..."

'Just Remember, Darling, you're eating for 60 now.'

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"Hey! Green eyes!"