Reptile Reveller Gifts

"It appears that the vet did some good for our croc, afterall."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

This man is an island.

The Stripper

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Snake Dress-Up

My own museum.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

1986 is my year

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

When the prey becomes the predator.

Speleologist

'I meant the other snake, Idiot!'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it- there's no bandana.'

'Well doctor I feel I am being moved by a primeval force!'

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

Yesteryear.

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2