Reptile Reveller Gifts

"It appears that the vet did some good for our croc, afterall."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

This man is an island.

The Stripper

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Steve Irwin.

Snake Dress-Up

My own museum.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

1986 is my year

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

When the prey becomes the predator.

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

Speleologist

Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.

'I meant the other snake, Idiot!'

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

Turtle timeouts. And when you think you can behave, I'll be back to flip you over. (Published originally on May 21, 2003.)

'Well doctor I feel I am being moved by a primeval force!'

'Mercy, no, Mr Jackson, that's just Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it- there's no bandana.'

"Yeah, that's Bob. . . he kinda misunderstood the whole 'freeze yourself for the winter' thing. . ."

Yesteryear.