Rodent Reveler Gifts

Circus elephant frightened by a mouse.

Mouse Party

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Miami Mice

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Hazards of mouse painting

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

My own museum.

'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

"Any sign of gophers?"

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Hamster IV

"Of course—first nice day and everybody's out."

Hamster.

"This should be interesting...."

"Squirrel news of the day: Same as yesterday. Good night and good luck."

The Water Diviner

Mouse policeman eats cheese from victim's trap.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

'It's gotta be a trap.'

"Yes, you're squirrelly."