Retro Reveller Gifts

Yesteryear.

1986 is my year

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Queen of Upcycling!

You had me at vintage.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Tourist

This man is an island.

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Mick Jagger.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

'He's a square!'

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

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