Racket Reveller Gifts

'This serve will cost him,'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

This man is an island.

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

1986 is my year

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'It's an old football injury.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

Lawyers Playing Tennis

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

Speleologist

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

When the prey becomes the predator.

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Wordplay