Racket Renegade Gifts

Lawyers Playing Tennis

'Did you win your squash game?'

'Tennis'

'I hope you realize I let you win.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Rock Climber

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Tractor Racing

Ready for a run!

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Music Freak.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

Problem solving centre.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'I play it to kill time.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

Learn-to-dance pants.

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"