Ranch Renegade Gifts

'Pay back time on the ranch'

'I've no doubt we can bust the fence, but you still haven't solved the rifle or the border collie.'

Hiding the electronics.

Queen of Upcycling!

Rock Climber

"OK, ready to go again?"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Daisy Diaper Service

Ready for a run!

Music Freak.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Exams

Problem solving centre.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Bill Tilden

Mary Quant.

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Lawyers Playing Tennis

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'