Rowing Renegade Gifts

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"OK, ready to go again?"

Rock Climber

Ready for a run!

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Music Freak.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Solar Storm Expected!

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

Model Village

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

'How come Zorro's mother let him draw on walls.'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

What're the old folks doing? Sadie's putting Uncle Mort on a regimen. They're always trying to put us on regimens. The last one told me Five times a day, and no more. So I cut her loose. If a man wants to floss ten times a day, it's what he's gotta do. Only one organized protest a day? Lady, you're cramping my style. You've hit your quota for back-talking.

I figured it might get more attention since everyone's on their phones.

"Noise? Noise?!! That was Bullet for my Valentine!"

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

Groundhog Year