Road Renegade Gifts

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Rock Climber

Queen of Upcycling!

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Tractor Racing

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Ready for a run!

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Music Freak.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Driverless Car

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Bike Lane

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

Solar Storm Expected!

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Mary Quant.

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

George Washington Toll Plaza

Angry driver

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"