Road Rules Renegade Gifts

"You were recommended by Eastern Driving School."

'Let's not go by the book.'

Tractor Racing

Ready for a run!

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

Turning with mathematical precision.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

Solar Storm Expected!

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

George Washington Toll Plaza

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

Bike lane.