Racket Renegade Pillows

Lawyers Playing Tennis

'Did you win your squash game?'

'Tennis'

'I hope you realize I let you win.'

Bill Tilden

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Rock Climber

Queen of Upcycling!

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Tractor Racing

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Ready for a run!

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Music Freak.

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

Problem solving centre.

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'I play it to kill time.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Mary Quant.

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"