Racket Rebels Pillows

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'Tennis Nets.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

The Off-Season

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Big advantage!!'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Musical Mestizo.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'