Racket Renegades Pillows

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Queen of Upcycling!

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Music Freak.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

'I play it to kill time.'

"Declared Victory Garden"

Lawyers Playing Tennis

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

Learn-to-dance pants.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

"I faked your New Year's resolution."

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.