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"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Queen of Upcycling!

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Music Freak.

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

'I play it to kill time.'

Bill Tilden

"Declared Victory Garden"

Mary Quant.

Lawyers Playing Tennis

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Learn-to-dance pants.

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

Conservatory of Music: Sour Notes

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

"I faked your New Year's resolution."

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.