Retro Renegaders Pillows

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Queen of Upcycling!

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Innovate or die.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Music Freak.

How Gary got his groove back.

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'We have to get them out more.'

Mary Quant.

"Declared Victory Garden"

Dancing.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"I remember when you could order a cup of coffee in two or three words."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

Shouting.

'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

"How marvellous to meet some other people stuck in the 1920's."

If you're calling from a touch tone phone, press "1." If you're calling from a rotary dial phone, are you aware that touch tone phones have been around since November 18, 1963? Just sayin'.

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."