Retro Renegaders Gifts

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Queen of Upcycling!

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Innovate or die.

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Music Freak.

How Gary got his groove back.

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'We have to get them out more.'

"Declared Victory Garden"

Dancing.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"I remember when you could order a cup of coffee in two or three words."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

Shouting.

'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

"How marvellous to meet some other people stuck in the 1920's."

Free love

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."