Racket Rebels Prints

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'Tennis Nets.'

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Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

The Off-Season

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Big advantage!!'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Musical Mestizo.

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

Bill Tilden

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

'for what we are about to receive...'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

Lawyers Playing Tennis

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

Stop the world. I want to get off again.