Rivalry Reveller Gifts

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

'My feet are killing me.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Can our software do that?'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Tic-tac-toe

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

This man is an island.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Just being proactive."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'It's an old football injury.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Noel Fever

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Baseball Angels

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.