Rivalry Reveller Gifts

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

'My feet are killing me.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Can our software do that?'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Tic-tac-toe

This man is an island.

"Just being proactive."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"I still hate you."

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

'It's an old football injury.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Baseball Angels

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

Noel Fever