Rivalry Revisitor Gifts

Jung vs Freud.

'I guess it's progress of a kind. They used to destroy entire continents; now it's just us!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Used to it.

'I hate snowboarders!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"I still hate you."

Fighting Gondoliers.

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

Baseball Angels

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.