Rivalry Analyst Gifts

The Millibands circa 1980.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

The Alpha Seltzer

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Eat my dust!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Tic-tac-toe

'The grudge match.'

"Just being proactive."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Fight on the top

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Fighting Gondoliers.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.