Rivalry Explorer Gifts

Rival bus conductors

The Day After the Wheel was Invented....

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Eat my dust!"

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The Alpha Seltzer

Tic-tac-toe

'The grudge match.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Just being proactive."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Fight on the top

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

Fighting Gondoliers.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'