Rivalry Watcher Gifts

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Tic-tac-toe

A king and his paperwork.

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Just being proactive."

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Fighting Gondoliers.

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

Anarchy/Monarchy.