Rivalry Watcher Gifts

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Tic-tac-toe

A king and his paperwork.

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Fighting Gondoliers.

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

"I still hate you."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Royal Variety

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

Anarchy/Monarchy.