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The Day After the Wheel was Invented....

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Eat my dust!"

The Alpha Seltzer

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Tic-tac-toe

'The grudge match.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Just being proactive."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

Fight on the top

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support