Rivalry Adventurer Mugs

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Football

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Tic-tac-toe

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

"Just being proactive."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Fight on the top

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Tunnel of stormy love.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'I hate snowboarders!'

'You don't like bananas? You don't like climbing trees? My dear, why have you hid this for all these years??'

Arcarde Patrol

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

The chosen few

Pole Vaulting Club

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

'That's a cougar, come along, we're here to see the monkeys.'

Rapid reading center.