Army Adventurer Mugs

Skirmishing in perspective

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Football

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Otto the SmartyCar!

Snowman of the Apes

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"