Army Adventurer Gifts

Skirmishing in perspective

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Otto the SmartyCar!

Snowman of the Apes

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"