Martial Arts Adventurer Gifts

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Overjumpers

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Face painting by numbers.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Remember me?'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Old Karate Master

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

Farmer's Market.