Magic Adventurer Gifts

"Dad, there's nothing good on TV. We're bored.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Time Machine Collision

"Hugh fans!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

The Frog Prince

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Creative Baby.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

i-teddy

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Sleeping Beauty.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'