Magic Adventurer Mugs

"Dad, there's nothing good on TV. We're bored.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Hugh fans!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The Frog Prince

"It's probably just seasonal."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Creative Baby.

i-teddy

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Sleeping Beauty.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'