Armored Adventurer Gifts

Sunburn.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underarmor.

Tank with a 'How is my driving' sticker

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Arcarde Patrol

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Ass-less Chaps

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"Does he byte?"

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Claw Machine Head

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."