Armored Adventurer Prints

Sunburn.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Tank with a 'How is my driving' sticker

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

Arcarde Patrol

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

"Does he byte?"

Ass-less Chaps

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Claw Machine Head

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Alien Arcade

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift